bonesam:

"am I getting slightly gay vibes from her or am I wishing I was getting gay vibes from her?" my autobiography

MY LIFE

Well….this didn’t give me any feels at all guys.

sofapizza:

bitch stole my look

X

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

My whole god damned life summed up in one post.


(Source: carrottoes)


taylorswirft:

mackenziefrenzie:

SO BASICALLY…I danced to Shake it Off in a grocery store…and this is how it worked out.

taylorswift YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.

jdissipat:

XXX Gif place @ http://gifs.xgoxx.com/

Is it bad that I saw this and my first thought was “it would be so easy to put am IV in him”

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.


(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

(Source: riaisratedr)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

image

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.


My little calzona heart

(Source: calzona-ga)


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