Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.
HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.
Sandra bullock in miss congeniality
you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality
I wish people would realize that lesbians can find women beautiful without wanting to have sex with them. I can call a girl pretty and not necessarily be hitting on her. We can differentiate between simple appreciation for the female form, and lust. FYI.
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
SHOTS FIREDDamn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
Every year Danny DeVito has been alive, the apocalypse has not happened. Really makes you think
Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
The happiness I feel right now is amazing
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT