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obamabeenswaggin:

askthemaidofbreath:

3 possibilities to this situation:

  1. You put the dime in me pants
  2. You put the dime in me pants
  3. YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS
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ill-kragle-you:

Am I original yet?

lolno


my favorite foods (5/?) fresh fruit

(Source: everybody-loves-to-eat)


tylerchokely:

shaquille, don’t feel

(Source: shaqinfrozen)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

guys

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

multipack:

gay marriage is illegal but wearing sparkly uggs isn’t

(Source: ihaveremade)

hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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splders:

helioscentrifuge:

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I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

(Source: meowshlyn)


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